Emmy: It’s time that I had a baby because I’m thirty and my biological clock’s ticking away like mad. The problem? I don’t have a boyfriend, and I haven’t had one in years. I could use a sperm donor, but it seems so cold and clinical. Not to mention, I don’t have the money for multiple rounds of IVF. What do I do? I need a man to be my babydaddy (*preferably a hot, good-looking one), but where do I find him?
John: My friend Matthew has a “babymaking” service. He meets women and is intimate with them in the hopes of giving them a baby. I call it completely crazy, totally bonkers, and all-around madness, but Matt says he’s satisfying an “unmet need” in the female population. One day, he calls me in a panic and says he can’t make his appointment. Will I step in? I agree, expecting absolutely nothing. But when I get my first glimpse of the curvy, beautiful Emmy Mitchell, suddenly I want to become a babymaker for real.